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Saturday, December 19, 2015

Career Plan for 21st Century America!

After my open letter to Mark Zuckerberg went completely ignored, I finally understand how to play the game in 21st Century America, specially in the "employee-strapped" Silicon Valley tech industry. 

I've been trying to figure out how I can go to college to learn Code so I can get a job at Google, Facebook or Apple.   

Without having to spend 70k to get a college degree. 

I'm happy to report that after months of research, I have finally figured it out!........ I will denounce my American Citizenship, move to India, get a Computer Science Degree for 1k there and then apply for an H1-B Visa here so I can return and earn 30% less, for the first 6 years, than the Stupid Americans who spent the 70k. 

Sounds like a genius plan, Maybe I should "sell" my idea to corrupt politicians like Zuckerberg and Ellison do so well!